Enter Peaman

Parody of “Enter Sandman,” by Metallica

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Say your prayers little one

Don’t forget my son

You got to eat every one

 

I scoop you in

Warm within

Keep you free from him

Till the Peaman, he comes

 

Eat with your mouth open

Guarding your pile of peas

 

Step on them

Squish them all

Take a spoon

And stick it in your donkey’s mouth

 

Somethings wrong

Close your mouth

Heavy peas tonight

And they aren’t green beans

 

Dreams of peas

Dreams of poos

Dreams of rusty spoons

And the things that will eat

 

Eat with your mouth open

Guarding your pile of peas

 

Step on them

Squish them all

Take a spoon

And stick it in your donkey’s mouth

 

Now i sit me down to eat

Pray that bum my spoon to keep

And if I eat before I die

Pray that bum my peas to fry

 

Hush little baby

Don’t eat that pea

And never mind that pea you dropped

It likes to grow under your feet

And gives you peas for you to eat

 

Eat with your mouth open

Guarding your pile of peas

 

Step on them

Squish them all

Take a spoon

And stick it in your donkey’s mouth!

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