Middle East

Written in conjunction with elmoisfurry

The Middle East is like a pie

Because…

It has an oil filling

It’s crust is sandy

Everyone wants a piece of it

It smells bad

The Middle East is like a word

Because…

one

two

three

The Middle East is like swiss cheese

Because…

It has lots of holes

People like to eat it with crackers

Mmh, the Middle East tastes like sand…cheese…

The Middle East is like a TV set

Because…

People look at it everyday

Lots of porn comes from it

Its really staticy

The Middle East is like an ocean

Because…

Lots of fish are in it

People snorkle in it

It has no water in it

The Middle East is like a salad

Because…

There is lettuce all over

People put ranch dressing on it

People eat it for diets

The Middle East is like an old Ford truck

Because…

It has a crappy engine

Everyone has to pee in it

There is no spell check

The Middle East is like a Nike shoe

Because…

You can pump it up

It has checks all over it

George W. Bush is an idiot

The Middle East is like a box of chocolates

Because…

It melts when its really hot

Its really good with smores

Pie is not retarded

The Middle East is like a chocolate forest

Because…

It has lots of trees

Lots of monkeys live there

Pie is cool

We can do whatever the hell we want because we own this site the end

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