davepoobond: hey what’s up?

(later)

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: nothing really

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: i got back from the mall a few hours ago

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: it was a total bust

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: not one hot guy in the entire fucking mall

davepoobond: thats what happens at malls

davepoobond: REAL men dont go to malls but for maybe 10 minutes max

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: but it’s supposed to be “back to school shopping” and shit

davepoobond: most guys arent gonna b back to school shopping, cuz thats what you do with your mommy

davepoobond: i would know

davepoobond: >.>

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: …you still shop with your mommy?

davepoobond: not necessarily

davepoobond: only when she buys

davepoobond: there’s no shame in that

davepoobond: ::breaks down and cries::

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: ….yeah…sure…..uh huh…..right…..ok…..sure

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: ::hands him a hankie::

davepoobond: thank you

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: welcome

The Peaman Thats Not a Man: i’m going to dinner

davepoobond: k bye