#6125: Holmes -> davepoobond

Holmes: Ay, happy saint patty’s dey to ye

davepoobond: yay

Holmes: has anyone seen me lucky charms?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: they were shot

Holmes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ay me pot of gold! By stars the were all i got!

davepoobond: i ate that pot

Holmes: ay boy, that pot was made of liquor, gold, metal and marijuana, you be shittin on the toilet for the next 30 years!

davepoobond: and?

Holmes: Boy, not all thee pepto bismol in the world can cure the shittin’ you’ll be doin’!

davepoobond: so

Holmes: BOY IS THERE ANY COMMON CENT-SA IN YA! YOU’LL SHIT SO BADLY, YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN TA SHIT

davepoobond: i feel at ease when i do that

Holmes: You’ll beg fora constapation boy!

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