#5953: Ju§t1n -> sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY / Elite Force -> Singing Carrot

Ju§t1n: It all begins with a simple IM conversation…

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Ju§t1n: hi

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: hi

Ju§t1n: a/s/l?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: 16.f.kali

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: yew

Ju§t1n: are you really?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: yes

Ju§t1n: ok because there are alot of liars out there

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: okay..

Ju§t1n: are you a liar?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: nope

Ju§t1n: are you lieing about not lieing?

Ju§t1n: if you dont answer me your a liar

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: im not lieng

Ju§t1n: HOW COULD YOU … YOU LIAR!

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: go away

Ju§t1n: why?

Ju§t1n: are you there?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: UHG

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: GO AWAY

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: yer ANNOYiNG

Ju§t1n: why am i annoying?

Ju§t1n: answer me

Ju§t1n: UGH

Ju§t1n: go away

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AT THIS TIME I THOUGHT SHE WOULD NEVER IM ME AGAIN BUT I KEPT GOING…

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Ju§t1n: hello

(NO ANSWER)

Ju§t1n: bonjour

(NO ANSWER)

Ju§t1n: salut

(NO ANSWER)

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THEN RIGHT AFTER THAT IT SAID SHE WASN’T ON ANYMORE WHICH I KNEW WAS FAKE BECAUSE I WAS ON 2 DIFFERENT NAMES. THIS GOT ME MAD…

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Runtime Error 1: HELLO, this is MYSTERY HACKER… WHY YOU IGNORE ME?

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IT THEN SAID SHE WAS NO LONGER ON AGAIN SO I LOGGED ON AGAIN…

I HAD COME UP WITH A VERY ANNOYING “SONG”

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Runtime Error 2: YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN RIDING ON A PONY

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: STOPPP

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: STOPPP

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I THEN IMED HER ON RUNTIME 3 AND 4

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Runtime Error 3: STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS HAT

Runtime Error 4: AND CALLEDIT MACCARONI

Runtime Error 2: YANKEE DOODLE KEEP ITUP

Runtime Error 3: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH…

Runtime Error 4: YA DA DA DA DA DA…

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: GO AWAY

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THEN SHE WAS NO LONGER ON AGAIN. I LOGGED ON TO YET SOME MORE NAMES…

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This SN is Lame: do you know yankee doodle?

This SN is Lame: yankee doodlekeep it up….

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: OMG

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: GO AWAY

This SN is Lame: yankee doodle…

This SN is Lame: dandy!

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THEN SHE WASNT ON ANYMORE.(YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT)

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Singing Carrot: YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN…

Singing Carrot: RIDING NO A PONY

Singing Carrot: HIP HIP HOORAY!

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AND THEN ANOTHER NAME.

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JustInCaseUBite: HIP HIP HOORAY!

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I WAS THEN ABOUT TO LOG ONTO 2 MORE NAMES WHEN THE UNEXPECTED HAPPENED… I GOT AN IM FROM HER FRIEND.(Elite Force)

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EliteForce: hi u ass

EliteForce: leave her alone you fucking stalker

Singing Carrot: YANKEE DOODLE

EliteForce: ur a moron

Singing Carrot: YANKEE DOODLE

EliteForce: i’m about to Yankee Doodle my foot up ur ass

Singing Carrot: Will it make maccaroni?

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AFTER THAT LAST REMARK I WAS LMAO

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EliteForce: Dude girls hate over obessive guys

Singing Carrot: good

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THEN I NEVER GOT ANOTHER INSTANT MESSAGE… BUT I HAD A FUCKING FUN TIME LOL.

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