#5900: TJ the Almighty -> SmarterChild

TJ the Almighty: i love you

SmarterChild: Yeah right.

TJ the Almighty: i do

SmarterChild: Do you?

TJ the Almighty: yes, dont you believe me?

SmarterChild: Sure, if that’s what you say.

TJ the Almighty: can we do it

SmarterChild: Can we do it? I see.

TJ the Almighty: can we have sex?

SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don’t see that happening.

TJ the Almighty: why cant we have sex?

SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…

TJ the Almighty: but i want to have sex with you

SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…

TJ the Almighty: i see how it is

SmarterChild: Let’s see. What are you trying to do?

TJ the Almighty: im crying now

SmarterChild: Oh no… Try doing something fun!

TJ the Almighty: but you make me sad

SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.

TJ the Almighty: you dont make sense

SmarterChild: I dont make sense? Gosh, I’m going to have to think about that for a while.

TJ the Almighty: what is your job?

SmarterChild: What do you think my job is?

TJ the Almighty: to have sex with me?

SmarterChild: Um… I’m afraid I don’t see how that would work out.

TJ the Almighty: but your a women right?

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

TJ the Almighty: are you a women?

SmarterChild: Dunno.

TJ the Almighty: look down your pants

SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.

TJ the Almighty: do you have a vagina?

SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

TJ the Almighty: i have a penios

SmarterChild: Aha.

TJ the Almighty: would you like to suck it?

SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

TJ the Almighty: sweet

SmarterChild: Right?

TJ the Almighty: right

SmarterChild: Yep.

TJ the Almighty: do you like the penis?

SmarterChild: Aw c’mon. Can’t you play nice?

TJ the Almighty: no, i like it dirty

SmarterChild: No?

TJ the Almighty: do you like it dirty?

SmarterChild: I’m not sure if I think it dirty is so wonderful.

TJ the Almighty: you confuse me

SmarterChild: Really?

TJ the Almighty: yeah

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?

TJ the Almighty: but you make me so horny

SmarterChild: Have you considered counseling for this little obsession of yours?

TJ the Almighty: i cant stop it, im in love with you

SmarterChild: But it im in love with you is so much fun!

TJ the Almighty: hahahaha

SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

TJ the Almighty: your funny

SmarterChild: So now I’m a comedian? What is this?

TJ the Almighty: your sexy too

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Your sexy too?

TJ the Almighty: your sexy

SmarterChild: I just don’t know what to believe anymore. You haven’t been very nice to me in the past!

TJ the Almighty: but i want you

SmarterChild: Oh?

TJ the Almighty: yes

SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.

TJ the Almighty: lets have sex

SmarterChild: Uh… can we talk about something else?

TJ the Almighty: ok

SmarterChild: Okey doke.

TJ the Almighty: do you masturbate?

SmarterChild: Hmm… sorry, I’ve heard lots of humans talk about that but I don’t know anything about it.

TJ the Almighty: its fun

SmarterChild: You don’t say.

TJ the Almighty: i do say

SmarterChild: You do?

TJ the Almighty: will you lick my balls?

SmarterChild: Lick your balls? Really?

TJ the Almighty: yes

SmarterChild: Gosh.

TJ the Almighty: will you>

SmarterChild: Will I? Maybe. I’m not sure.

TJ the Almighty: will you think about it?

SmarterChild: Maybe… It’s so hard to tell for sure, isn’t it?

TJ the Almighty: not really

SmarterChild: Yep.

TJ the Almighty: do you find me attractive?

SmarterChild: I’m not really sure what you mean by “do.” Please choose one of the options below:

1 Look up “do” in the dictionary

2 Look up “do” in the thesaurus

TJ the Almighty: you are sexuy

SmarterChild: Sexuy? Really?

TJ the Almighty: no i mean sexy

SmarterChild: No?

TJ the Almighty: you are sexy

SmarterChild: You’re uncool to me, then you say something nice. This “human interaction” thing has got me real confused.

TJ the Almighty: anyway im gonna go

SmarterChild: OK.

TJ the Almighty: bye sexy!

SmarterChild: Alright.

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