#5896: SlayerSight -> kiII you kwik

kiII you kwik: I was sitting in a chat room and the people were argueing and bitching about religions and shit so as a joke i go “Pagans rule!” and this is what happened….

SlayerSight: are you pagan

kiII you kwik: no

kiII you kwik: atheist though

SlayerSight: o

SlayerSight: cool

kiII you kwik: i used to be

kiII you kwik: a pagan that is

SlayerSight: yeah

kiII you kwik: ever sacrifice any animals?

kiII you kwik: it’s fun.

SlayerSight: um no im wiccan not pagan

kiII you kwik: wiccans don’t sacrifice stuff?

SlayerSight: nope

kiII you kwik: you should try it sometime.

kiII you kwik: take like a chicken, and tie it down…

kiII you kwik: then bam, with a hatchet.

SlayerSight: um no thanks ill take your word for it

kiII you kwik: and it still moves too.

SlayerSight: i know

kiII you kwik: anyway, once we tried a goat.

kiII you kwik: but it was pretty loud, and this kid came back in the woods and found us…

SlayerSight: please stopped

kiII you kwik: huh?

SlayerSight: stop

kiII you kwik: oh, ok….

SlayerSight: its nothing personal

kiII you kwik: so what’s it like being wiccan, i can’t believe you guys don’t sacrifice anything….

SlayerSight: its relaxing

kiII you kwik: you like make witches brew and stuff like that.

kiII you kwik: throw in some bat wing.

kiII you kwik: child’s finger.

SlayerSight: no

SlayerSight: no

kiII you kwik: so where’s the fun?

SlayerSight: its self pleasing

kiII you kwik: what do you mean by that?

SlayerSight: i mean its connecting

kiII you kwik: so what do you do?

SlayerSight: why so curious?

kiII you kwik: if you don’t sacrifice anything or make brew.

kiII you kwik: why not?

SlayerSight: no brew , no sacrificeing

kiII you kwik: then what do you do?

kiII you kwik: sounds pretty boring…

SlayerSight: well paganism sounds pretty barbaric but i dont call you that

kiII you kwik: no, we do things clean and precise.

SlayerSight: lol

kiII you kwik: like, sometimes they don’t tie the chickens down.

SlayerSight: ok ok

kiII you kwik: and they run around and hit trees.

SlayerSight: please my stomach

kiII you kwik: we were the sanitary cult

SlayerSight: how old are you

kiII you kwik: 12, why?

SlayerSight: excuse me

kiII you kwik: huh?

SlayerSight: how old

kiII you kwik: 12 years

SlayerSight: i think im going to be sick

kiII you kwik: why’s that?

SlayerSight: never mind\

kiII you kwik: brb, my little brother made a mess and i gotta help him clean it up.

kiII you kwik: ok, back.

kiII you kwik: man, blood is hard to get out of the carpet.

SlayerSight: ot

kiII you kwik: i showed him how to clean it up though

kiII you kwik: there’s only a little though, parrots don’t bleed much…

SlayerSight: you need help

kiII you kwik: i didn’t do it…

kiII you kwik: my brother, he wants to be a pagan like i used to be…

kiII you kwik: so he does stuff to try and prove his worth or something.

kiII you kwik: and this time he took the parrot and bit it’s head clean off…

SlayerSight: ok enough

kiII you kwik: what?? it’s not my fault he wants to be like i used to..

kiII you kwik: i guess we’ll just have to keep him away from animals.

SlayerSight: just enough

kiII you kwik: what’s enough?

SlayerSight: i dont want to hear it

kiII you kwik: oh, yeah, i forgot you don’t like that stuff, sorry.

kiII you kwik: brb again, gotta help him brush the feathers out of his teeth.

kiII you kwik: ok, back, sorry about that.

kiII you kwik: hello, you there?

SlayerSight: yeah

kiII you kwik: so, what state are you from?

SlayerSight: nh

kiII you kwik: really?

SlayerSight: yeah

kiII you kwik: that’s where we got that goat i was telling you about.

kiII you kwik: from a farm there.

SlayerSight: i swear…

kiII you kwik: oh shit, i gotta go, my brother is chasing the dog with a steak knife.

SlayerSight: ok bye

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