There is an American and a Russian arguing about what country was better.

The Russian says, “We were the first to launch a satellite into space.”

The American laughed in his face and said, “that’s nothing, we were the first to land on the moon.”

A Canadian blonde, over hearing the conversation, walks up and says, “That’s nothing, we are gonna be the first to land on the sun.”

The American and Russian looked at each other and said “Are you mad?  You’ll die.”

The blonde responds, “Shows how much you know. We’re going at night.”