Joke #5240: Girls Names

This guy is hanging out in his living room when his daughter comes in. She says “Daddy, why am I named Violet?”

“Because a violet landed on your head when you were born,” he says.

Violet says “oh,” and leaves.

Then, his second daughter comes in and she asks “Daddy, why am I named Rose?”

He says “Because a rose landed on your head when you were born.

She says “oh,” and leaves.

Then, his third daughter comes in and says “Koooojmuquishlawnkk!”

He says “Be quiet, Cinder Block!”

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