safecrack Posted on August 29, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment safecrack – v. to crap and jizz your pants at the same time. Ex. Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked. Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditGoogleTumblr Related Leave a Reply Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.