“WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice.”

– from lots of people’s dating profiles and it makes no sense and oh look I posted the warning itself guess it doesn’t fucking do anything to protect you after all.