FART!
its an art
oh boy oh boy
look at that!

its a fart!

::heavy bass and guitar solo here::

yyyyyyyyeaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

::head bash now::

::somebody jumps into a crowd::

FART! FART!! SMELLS LIKE A PART!

ITS A FART!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOY!

BAAAAAAAAAAM!

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

::a guy with a violin comes and shoots himself in the head::

blllllllllahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::music stops, crowd hushes::

::everybody farts::

yeeeeeeeehaw!!!!

heeeeeeeehaw!