Mr. P-yooson is a math teacher where davepoobond went to high school.
Mr. P-yooson is a big basketball fan of the Lakers, and never wears deodorant. You can always smell him as he grinds his teeth and walks past you. He may not acknowledge your existence as he walks past you, but its hard to not acknowledge his when he triggers more than just your sense of sight.
Mr. P-yooson’s nickname to some is “The Human Knife” and could very well pass off as a Bill Gates look-a-like.