A movie star returned to his boyhood home for the first time since he became famous.  “I guess everyone around here talks a lot about me,” the star said to the mayor.

“That’s right,” agreed the mayor.  “You’re so famous we even put a sign in front of your old house.”

The movie star beamed.  “Really?” he exclaimed.  “What does the sign say?”

Smiling broadly, the mayor replied, “It says Stop!”