After #10869, MuGG102’s friend IMs me.
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singthesorrow04: hey sexy
davepoobond: hey bitch
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: i’m sorry
davepoobond: who’s this
singthesorrow04: its ok
singthesorrow04: mugg band mate
davepoobond: ohhh
davepoobond: never mind i’m not sorry
davepoobond: yer muggo’s friend eh
singthesorrow04: why
singthesorrow04: shes cool
singthesorrow04: yes im her friend
davepoobond: its a she..
davepoobond: hmm
singthesorrow04: your a girl
davepoobond: right…
davepoobond: so muggo was all like “help me man, this jerk is IMing me asking me if i get pounded good”
davepoobond: right
singthesorrow04: ya
singthesorrow04: i guess
singthesorrow04: i dont know wut u r talking about
davepoobond: how’d you know to IM me
singthesorrow04: she told me to
davepoobond: unh hunh..
singthesorrow04: well bye
davepoobond: hi
singthesorrow04: hey
davepoobond: hi
singthesorrow04: i said hey
davepoobond: i said hi back to your hey
singthesorrow04: whats ur asl
davepoobond: 17/m/ca
davepoobond: you
singthesorrow04: you just said u were a girl
davepoobond: no i didn’t
singthesorrow04: 16/f/ca
davepoobond: i’ve got dave in my name
davepoobond: y’think i’m a girl
singthesorrow04: no i knew you were lieing
davepoobond: what part of ca you in
singthesorrow04: la
davepoobond: how bout that me too
singthesorrow04: cool really
davepoobond: yep
davepoobond: so you’re in a band huh
singthesorrow04: ya
davepoobond: do you have a web site
singthesorrow04: no
davepoobond: i can make one for you guys. I own a web site called squackle.com
davepoobond: i was just bullshitting yer friend so i could get some laughs outta it
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and the rest is boring