davepoobond: do you like honda civics
CIVICBOI63: yup
davepoobond: do you like hyundai civics
CIVICBOI63: there no such thing as hundai civic
davepoobond: SHUT UP
davepoobond: DON’T TRY TO FOOL ME
CIVICBOI63: u shut up
CIVICBOI63: i aint
davepoobond: YES YOU DID
davepoobond: I HAVE ONE
davepoobond: IT HAS AN H
CIVICBOI63: there is no hundai civics
CIVICBOI63: for honda
davepoobond: ….FOR HYUNDAI
CIVICBOI63: HONDA
davepoobond: DAMMIT I WAS FAMBOOZLED!
CIVICBOI63: i kno civics r from honda
davepoobond: no they’re not
CIVICBOI63: how much u wanna bet
davepoobond: 3 and a half cents
CIVICBOI63: that stupid
CIVICBOI63: is da H has a square around it???
davepoobond: yes
CIVICBOI63: its a honda
CIVICBOI63: i can prove it 2
davepoobond: how
davepoobond: a stupid square?
davepoobond: i can draw a square around an h
CIVICBOI63: yah
davepoobond: and call it a honda
davepoobond: so what
CIVICBOI63: ahh ur stupid
CIVICBOI63: u c my icon????
davepoobond: its probably something gay
CIVICBOI63: nope
CIVICBOI63: its a HONDA CIVIC
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Then I guess his friend IMs me..
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MexImportBoi: hey do u like honda civics
davepoobond: i like hyundai civics
MexImportBoi: stupid
MexImportBoi: they do not make civics
MexImportBoi: only honda
davepoobond: HYUNDAI MAKES CIVICS, ASSWIPE
davepoobond: BITCH BITCH WHORE SLUT
MexImportBoi: no they don’t
MexImportBoi: ass hole
davepoobond: what the hell?
davepoobond: did you just call me a hole
davepoobond: that is an ass
MexImportBoi: yea
davepoobond: whoa
davepoobond: what a diss
davepoobond: you’re such a fag
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I get warned anonymously by 20% I don’t know which one it was…so I warn MexImportBoi.
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davepoobond: whats with sending your cronies after me
davepoobond: cant fight your fights on your own
CIVICBOI63: who
davepoobond: fucking meximportboi
davepoobond: sopping up all my tax money
CIVICBOI63: i dunno dat nigga
davepoobond: with his illegalness
davepoobond: SO!
davepoobond: HE’S BLACK, EH?
CIVICBOI63: ok ur dumb
CIVICBOI63: he’s mexican
davepoobond: how do you know
CIVICBOI63: MEXIMPORTBOI
davepoobond: you just called him black yourself
CIVICBOI63: MEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: SO WHAT
davepoobond: MAYBE HE LIKES MEXICAN IMPORT STUFF
davepoobond: MEXICAN FOOD IS A POPULAR ITEM IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVICBOI63: naw really
davepoobond: really what
CIVICBOI63: nvm
davepoobond: i’m potty trained
CIVICBOI63: good 4 u
davepoobond: are you
CIVICBOI63: naw
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And another guy IMs me…
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zackrat123: ur such a dumass u think hundai makes civics
davepoobond: THE FUCK
davepoobond: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUA RE
davepoobond: YOU MUDDA FUCKA
davepoobond: YOU MUDDA FUCKA! I WILL RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN!
zackrat123: thats pretty gross
davepoobond: yeah it is
davepoobond: but its a living
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MexImportBoi: hey talk to zacketrat123
davepoobond: i am, bitch
MexImportBoi: fuck u
davepoobond: jo mama
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zackrat123: dude honda makes civics
davepoobond: and your mom makes condoms
zackrat123: ya she does its a living
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After a while…
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davepoobond: so.
davepoobond: is meximportboi your homey
davepoobond: your rasta man
davepoobond: your bed buddy
zackrat123: no i dont no him he asked me wat civics were made by
davepoobond: everyone knows they’re made by hyundai
zackrat123: ok think wat u like