MyLeftTesticle: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
davepoobond: one sniffs others butts
MyLeftTesticle: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
MyLeftTesticle: Why does the bride always wear white?
davepoobond: to symbolize the fact that everyone loves her
MyLeftTesticle: Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
MyLeftTesticle: What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
MyLeftTesticle: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
MyLeftTesticle: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
davepoobond: people weren’t racist there
MyLeftTesticle: Everyone has the same DNA.
MyLeftTesticle: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
davepoobond: urrh i dont get that one
davepoobond: dont know
MyLeftTesticle: Breasts don’t have eyes.
MyLeftTesticle: What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
davepoobond: southern always have it during the civil war
davepoobond: and they’re winning
MyLeftTesticle: A Northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time.” A Southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.”
MyLeftTesticle: That’s some funny stuff.
MyLeftTesticle: I can’t believe you don’t get the OJ one. That’s priceless.
davepoobond: what’d it mean though
MyLeftTesticle: Eh, I didn’t really get it either. Heh.
MyLeftTesticle: Dude, I got a PS2 for Christmas. Good times.
davepoobond: thats cool
davepoobond: what games you got
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah. I got 4 games with it too. My girlfriend brought over a shit load more the next day. I’ve got Jak and Daxter, Gran Turismo 3, SOCOM: Navy SEALS, Kingdom Hearts (my sisters wanted that game; it looks pretty cool, too), Soul Reaver 2, Kessen 2, Dark Cloud, The Bouncer, and a bunch of other games, too.
davepoobond: ur girlfriend gave games to you?
davepoobond: Kingdom Hearts is really fun though
MyLeftTesticle: Yes and yes.
MyLeftTesticle: I beat Soul Reaver 2 the other day. Man, that is THE BEST game EVER!
davepoobond: you’ve got more games than me and i’ve had my PS2 for a year >.>
MyLeftTesticle: I’m also 95% done with Jak and Daxter already. Fun game.
MyLeftTesticle: I’m already burnt out on it, though.
davepoobond: after a week?
davepoobond: do you have gta3 or vice city?
davepoobond: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo borrrrrrrrreeeeedddddd
MyLeftTesticle: How ’bout I give you a spoon.
MyLeftTesticle: So you can eat my ass.
davepoobond: that’d be good
davepoobond: what i’ve always wanted
MyLeftTesticle: I know.
MyLeftTesticle: gtg, peace.
davepoobond: k bye