Partner6: So you’re really a 18 yr old girl right?

J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.

Partner6: So whats with the “Dogg”

J-Dogg: Uh, It’s cause I’m into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.

Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?

J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.

Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?

J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.

Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my “gun”.

J-Dogg: Ohh, it’s so big.

Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?

J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.

Partner6: It likes that.

J-Dogg: aight.

Partner6: Keep talking to me baby…

J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.

Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.

J-Dogg: I unzip my pants…

Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.

J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts…

Partner6: WTF?!

J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!

Partner6: I’ve had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women…

J-Dogg: Shit just don’t shoot me man, I wasn’t serious about the guns I have, I’m unarmed!

Partner6: You dipshit.

J-Dogg: I whimper to myself…

J-Dogg: please don’t shoot me Mr.